February 2011
January 2011
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did - she answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.” — Johnny Depp
p e r c o l a t o r
OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED IT I AM DEAD OH DEAR JESUS.
And the end, when she falls, it’s so perfect XD
You Can’t Be Afraid To Dream A Little Bigger: The Gordo Effect:
The subconscious attraction to young men with dark curly hair, exhibited by maturing fans of Lizzie Mcguire.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
I DEFINITELY believe this is true. My…
oh my actual life my curly haired obsession is all gordo’s fault!
Truer words have never been spoken.
everyone has that friend…
who laughs…
…even when you’re not that funny;
who does stupid things with you and doesn’t care who sees;
who isn’t afraid to tell you when you’re wrong;
who you’ll fight with…
…but will always work it out with in the end.
“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “Will you Gogh to prom with me?”
—Matthew Gray Gubler (via annegarrity)(via wallacethatgossipybitch)
Play
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a boyfriend
and you’re just like “I don’t know I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come running towards me.”
